Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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