The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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