Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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