Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Can I color on your dick again?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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