Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
how drunk are you?
Several
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
