I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I am one with the molecules
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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