I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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