I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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