It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
