you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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