i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
