whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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