So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
