I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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