How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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