im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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