I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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