he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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