Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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