yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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