I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
