she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
