then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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