people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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