So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
