in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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