Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
