When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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