From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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