fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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