dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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