I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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