look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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