all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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