Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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