well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
