i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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