Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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