I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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