you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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