Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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