"it" just moved
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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