My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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