She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
