Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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