its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it was like eating out sand paper
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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