she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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