It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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