How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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