Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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