did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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