I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
either way he was missing a nipple.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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