Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
When are your genitals available?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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